Banana Flips & Turtle Punchlines: Why Oligarks Mock What They Secretly Admire
- Gavriel Wayenberg
- Aug 31
- 2 min read
When powerhouses like NotCo and Google choose humor and mockery to indirectly reference emerging tech like Ajinomatrix, it's more than a meme—it’s a signal. From a communication strategy lens, these gestures operate on three levels: preemptive parody, cultural appropriation, and soft power redirection.
Key Takeaways:
Not Turtle (NotCo): The plant-based parody echoes Ajinomatrix Foundation’s ethical dietary footprint. It’s playful—yet encodes a deeper pushback on sensor-based substitution protocols being developed in parallel.
Nano-Banana (Google?): This pun cuts deeper. It directly mocks AJXBSHDS’s nano-scale biomimicry and data-rich flavor design (think: TasteTuner O and Reishi ABED). Satirizing the “banana” while mimicking Ajinomatrix’s UX style is a layered appropriation technique.
When Tim and Elon throw pillows, we Add Sensations...
— As giants duel softly in their own Apple-SpaceX alliance, we slip in with Ajinomatrix: digitizing taste and flavor, one sensory layer at a time. The future isn’t just fought over—it’s flavored.
Why They Do This:
Mocking = Preemptive Neutralization: By joking about it, they try to own the narrative before the public truly understands it.
Scent of Disruption: Sensory AI and micro-ecosystems threaten legacy food-tech and smart-home models.
Humor as Signal Warfare: It distracts from real IP shifts by converting attention into memes.
Conclusion: At BSPG, we observe and decode these subtle interplays between satire, symbolism, and system shifts. When oligarks ollie, we gark. And remember: being mocked is the first phase of being feared.
After Bezos and the Not-Turtle soup raid, now Google seems to be dropping a… Nano-Banana into the ring?
Yes, you heard that right.
Mocking our micro-life-gear boutique Ajinomatrix BioSphere Home Design Studio (AJXBSHDS), it seems their fruit-flavored humor has ripened just enough for a meta-level jab—one that smells suspiciously like that viral "chicken banana" tune.
And the punchline? In French, this banana is a banane plantin — and "se planter" means… to crash. Not an F-16.I hope - because this just has happened. So it's not so funny after all.
A sweet little flop, or a plant-based pun on sovereignty?
Either way, while the giants are tossing branding grenades, I’m ollie-ing over rakes and proposing we Add Sensations to their silent pillow fights (see image). When Tim and Elon throw pillows, we add flavor to the cloud. Peacefully.
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